Are you tired of sitting down on the job when it comes to eating crawfish? How many times have you been eating crawfish wishing you could take it
with you while you walk around? Want to be part of the cool crowd at the local crawfish boil- have a beer, talk to your friends, and eat
crawfish...all while standing and walking about?
Well now you can!
The crawfish caddy is:
- Handsfree
- Holds your Beer (beverage of choice)
- Lightweight and Comfortable
- One Size Fits All
The Crawfish Caddy will:
- Get you more friends
- Do The Dishes
- Bring Worldwide Peace
- End world hunger
Continue use of Crawfish Caddy if any of the following occurs:
- Hot steaming sensation in mouth
- Increase in interest by members of the opposite se
- Tingling sensation of your taste buds
- Temporary blindness
- Increased heart rate
- Profuse sweating
*The Crawfish Caddy hasn't yet stopped world hunger, as the world hasn't yet tasted our crawfish. Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under
10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Crawfish Caddy. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons,
living or dead is purely coincidental. Batteries not included. Do not use the Crawfish Caddy while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. The Crawfish Caddy is not affiliated with the Professional Caddies Association. Use only
in well-ventilated area. Not for human consumption. Do not use while sleeping. Do not put the Crawfish Caddy in your mouth to prevent choking. Do
not tie the string around your neck and choke yourself with it. Do not use Crawfish Caddy on concrete. If Crawfish Caddy begins to smoke, get
away immediately, seek shelter and cover head. When not in use, the Crawfish Caddy should be stored in a trash recycling bin and you should
contact the sanitation authorities for proper disposal. Failure to do so relieves the makers of The Crawfish Caddy, Crawdad's of Houston,
Crawdad's of Dallas, and its parent company TX21 Crawdad's, of any and all liability. Ingredients of The Crawfish Caddy include an unknown brown
paper-like substance found on the planet Earth, presumably from trees. Do not taunt the Crawfish Caddy. Do not feed the Crawfish Caddy after
midnight. Crawfish Caddy comes with a 60 minute lifetime guarantee. Not endorsed by crawfish or caddies.
The 'Crawfish Caddy'
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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